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Dear God

Michael McFall went to Episcopalian, Lutheran and Baptist church services twice a week for 18 years, attended private Calvary Baptist Christian schools for 15 years, on top of vacation Bible schools, Lutheran summer camps and a few years as an altar boy. Like roommates, he and God have had just about enough of each other -- and every Friday, he'll air his grievances to the arrogant prick (after all, must take a lot of hot air to stay afloat above the clouds).

You used to be cool

Let’s just cut right to the chase. What happened to you, Jehovah (can I call you Joe)? You used to be cool.

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Damn BYU

I know you've been trying this all-inclusive thing, but face it -- your popularity is hurting, and you winning over converts is a popularity contest. Just look at Allah.

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Hating on Heaven

I've been comparing deals for my early Christmas shopping, and I've come to realize a huge problem with your afterlife offer: it sucks by comparison.

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